Of gods and liquids.....

DISCLAIMER:The following comments are inspired by real events and are not meant to hurt any religous sentiments (not that i give a crap) .

As the saying goes "God works in mysterious ways" .

Most people say that god comes to us in many forms . It can come in the form of humans , animals , even potatoes (people who have seen chandani chowk to china can understand that one) .

Recently some of us in the Zombie group came to the realisation that there is a very real relation between god and liquids .

Now i'm not going to actually mention the particular event that inspired this post , but i will say that there was certainly something very curious about the relation between the actions of god and the viscosity of a liquid .

The formula apparently is : The more viscous the liquid , the stronger the message of god .

So the inference to be taken from this is that if you want to avoid the strong messages of god , stay away from liquids . Now i dont mean to say , dont drink water to avoid messages from god .

(well actually if you dont drink water , you'll end up fainting and have delusions of meeting god!)

All i mean to say is try and avoid liquids , especially while riding , 'cos it can bring you a lot closer to god than what you might be comfortable with .

So Zombies , what have we learned today ...... Drive safely and just try and stay away from water or oil while riding (this is especially for bobeshwari).