Monday, January 26, 2009

Wooooow!

I couldn't help but post this!
This is the most amazing picture of the year (well, that's not saying much since its just January). But this picture is amazing!
Its a panoramic image made using a gigapan unit.
Zoom in really close and view it. Its awesome!

This is the pic.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Brand new look

I just realized the vtu website has got a brand new look! And it uses Joomla! VTU's using open source!

P.S : How jobless should a person be to check vtu website for no apparent reason?

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The big day. Amazing pictures.

20th Jan 2009, Marin Luther King Jr Day, is now more popular as the United States presidential inauguration day for 44th president, Barack H. Obama.

Amazing pictures of the historic day here.

Here comes Bobeshwari!

Well here goes something.

Introducing myself is out of the ordinary.
They say i have varied names
Bobeshwari , Barkeshwari , Whineshwari!!
My fellow zombies say that i'm agressive(crap),keep barking(nonsense) and whining?!
But beneath my "stupid" self,there is a soft hearted person,
Ever ready to help dear friends and Zombies(its true ok?).
So here's to you.........
This is Bobeshwari-A Zombie Of BMSCE!

Cheers to fellow Zombies:)

(Wow!my first ever poem:).i'm good;);):))

Hey ZOMBIES time for a shayari......

Baarish ki boonde jab
palkon ko choo jaati hai
Thandi hawa jab
baalon ko sehlati hai
Panchiyo ki chehak jab
kaano mein ghul jaati hai
Sach maniye hume
bas aapki yaad aati hai

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Anantayaeshwar or Ananteshwar?

hmmm... i surely missed a lot of stuff these hols. Last time i left bangalore (it hasnt even been a fortnight ) zombie had become the official song of our group courtesy an ardent follwer of this song i.e. " teacher" aka nirdeshwawri.
Well this song itself reveals a lot about her(wat say all the "*shwars" or should say "%eshwars", after all we r IT ppl ;))

but surely i can see zombiness has reached new levels.


lemme introduce myself. I am Anantaya ( as in sanskrit, wat say folks?). Anantaya means everlasting, but i know nothing in me which is everlasting. ahh, i do know 1. my sleep. its kinda everlasting. i can sleep as long as anyone can imagine, or even more. but its not me, its this exceptionally strong gravity, which keeps me from staying up ( wonder how much work i m doing against gravity rite now by just sitting here, phew. )
So it means i am an "always-asleep " zombie. ( Question: Arent zombies supposed to be only half asleep or half awake :O 8O) )

So i shall end by telling one and all- " sleep and let others sleep, and the world will become a happy place " :) ( well i should write on this topic some day )

Confused here

Plus points of being eternally confused :
- many more thoughts/options to choose from
- prevents the mind from being idle

Minus points of being eternally confused :
- multiple thoughts screaming inside one's head rendering one deaf to others.

No wait, being deaf to others is a blessing in disguise.

I am confused. Confused as in the noun, not the verb. And I do not usually speak in points, but the training mentioned in the previous post explains this.
Disgustopedia (which is the nearest competitor to kowipedia) defines zombies as sandwich lovers. That is the proven fact till now. The rest are under study, and i'm too confused on if that is eligible or not.
Till the confusion clears, this is me Nidreshwari/disguteshwari saying "Hail, zombies!". Amen.

Memorable Training...

Well this must be mentioned here.... The placements training for our batch was "AWESOME".
Not only was it because we had each other for company but also to a certain extent the interaction in class....
Of considerable note is the way Nyah... presented a list of points on what a person could do when he/she faced stress..... Things were going on fine in the beginning but then i think she got bored with herself and she ended the presentation with a distinctive sigh....(NYAH....) hence her name.... (We will have to contend with these levels of presumption here as i`m sure even she dint have any clue why she said that.... Not that any of us complain....)
Anyways moving on we had plenty of fun during these interactive sessions and we mostly worked as a group unless some overenthusiastic lecturer separated us.... Still it was fun arguing with each other from diff groups... I`m sure u`ll agree sarceshwar... ;-)

Come to think of it the class which had an impact on me personally was the quantitative aptitude classes.... Trust me i never knew i could laugh for such long periods of time.... Me and sarceshwar would laugh at the silliest of jokes and once we started there was no stopping us.... Also courtesy two other friends A.C.U and Hemanth...... We were eternally amused by our own stupidity and invariably one guys infectious laugh would catch us all.... Some of the most fun times ive ever had.....
Another point worthy of note here are the lunches at S.L.V and Mc d..... Totally entertaining affairs though in retrospect i think bobeswari (hope to god i`m pronouncing it right...) was always in the line of fire..... Will certainly be entertaining to have her share her thoughts here......

My gyan for the day......

Zombiness according to kowipedia (Its soon going to become more popular than wikipedia) is a state of being where a person or group of people have reached such exalted heights of maturity and intelligence that is very hard to percieve but it lies in the undercurrent of all body emotions and an imagination that flies across galaxies but yet mingle with mere mortals to guide them towards a certain base standard.....

nyah..eshwari!!!

Hmmm.. well 1st things 1st.. Kudos to lambeshwar for coming up with such an awesome name for me.. Its simply brilliant..
For those who want to know why i'm called that.. Well i get bored of stuff too easily and end up "nyah.."ing it away[;)]..
apart from that i'm fun loving and patient (i do bear with lambeshwar and the rest!!)
Also i write shayaris.. So i guess once in a while u'll will hav to put up with them [;)]
I guess thats about it for now.. Will get back soon.. Sayonara [forgot which language it is, but sounds sweet;)]

Of gods and liquids.....

DISCLAIMER:The following comments are inspired by real events and are not meant to hurt any religous sentiments (not that i give a crap) .

As the saying goes "God works in mysterious ways" .

Most people say that god comes to us in many forms . It can come in the form of humans , animals , even potatoes (people who have seen chandani chowk to china can understand that one) .
Recently some of us in the Zombie group came to the realisation that there is a very real relation between god and liquids .

Now i'm not going to actually mention the particular event that inspired this post , but i will say that there was certainly something very curious about the relation between the actions of god and the viscosity of a liquid .
The formula apparently is : The more viscous the liquid , the stronger the message of god .
So the inference to be taken from this is that if you want to avoid the strong messages of god , stay away from liquids . Now i dont mean to say , dont drink water to avoid messages from god .
(well actually if you dont drink water , you'll end up fainting and have delusions of meeting god!)
All i mean to say is try and avoid liquids , especially while riding , 'cos it can bring you a lot closer to god than what you might be comfortable with .

So Zombies , what have we learned today ...... Drive safely and just try and stay away from water or oil while riding (this is especially for bobeshwari).

Its "Sarceshwar" is it ???

First of all . I think Zombies is an accurate term to describe us . And yes our jokes are quite mature and needs a high level of humour to understand .

Anywho....

Well intro time . Umm.... lets see here . I think i have a good sense of humour . I can be fun to be with if i 'feel' like it (i get bored a lot so...) . And i like to insult "lambeshwar" or just watch him do idiotic things and laugh at his face . For example : When he hit a female in college thinking it was neha goyal , and on realising that she was not the same person ,  ripping away 'cos he didnt know what else to do .

Things like this make you want to be a part of Zombies of BMSCE 'cos these moments are the ones that you'll remember for the rest of your life ...... (my goodness , since when am i so sentimental !)

Monday, January 19, 2009

Lambeshwar Speaks.....

Did she say Stupid jokes??? I take personal offense at that statement.... I think our jokes are very illuminating and it requires a lot of mature thinking to think the way we do.... But if theres one thing we have learnt to develop its group thinking.... We can share a joke by just looking at each other and i think that speaks volumes about the integrity and closeness of the group.....

Well high time i introduced myself.... I am the MR Serious of the group... You just dont mess with me or you`ll be blown away... Quite literally.....
Very outspoken and fun to be with i guess.....
My friends would say i`m a flirt but i would like to portray myself as the boy next door(if u know what i mean ;-) ) I always end up doing or saying the wrong thing at the wrong time and end up amusing this group totally at my own expense..... Enough said.....
Zombies RULE!!!!

History of Zombies

One fine day God said, "Alright! I finally got the human formula right!". That was when He created Zombies. We are those rare few zombies who happen to be in classes together, fall asleep in classes, only to wake up to sleep some more later on. But, hey, we dont just sleep all the time. We also type. And rant. And crack stupid jokes. This is that place.