Friday, June 4, 2010

While Atarman and Anomar gear up to face Kiswok, Scene Change.
Nana is seen travelling in a dense forest with Narak who refuses to keep his mouth shut and Bugs the Crap out of Nana (All pun Intended!!). So much so that Nana becomes acutely aware of the omniscient urge to relieve himself. He leaves Narak at a secluded spot and attends to his ever-so-pressing demands.

Enter Lord Eldoon and Lady Akdov(Please reverse the names for further clarification) who happen to be taking a walk.

Lady Adkov: Ow wonderful is tis forest. Makes me want to go yaoooo.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

The adventures of ATARMAN!

Well looky what i found, a zombie original ... The following is a transcript of the unfinished classical masterpiece "The Adventures Of Atarman"

Character bio:

Kiswok : Played by Kowsik (The name is imaginative isn't it)

Nana : Mr. Anantaya "Sanskrit" Gupta

Narak : Apparently played by Me ( boy these names get more and more sophisticated)

Ahgem (bless you) : Played by Nerdy

Anomar : Played by Ramona

(And because of Sow's confusion) Atarman : Namrata "Teacher" D

Scene : A dark knight ( yes teacher actually spelt it with a 'k' and then scratched it out) in the middle of nowhere. The peaceful night is interrupted by evil ear-piercing noise. Through the twilight we see Kiswok, cape flying in the breeze, playing(destroying) his guitar.

The camera closes in on his face
Kiswok : Yet another conquest to adorn my fortress. Though she may not be one of my prized possesions, I treat everyone equally. Nana, as my foremost henchmen go forth & do my bidding!

Nana:(Carefully uncovering his ears(because of the evil screeching music)) Yes Mr. Wokky(I don't understand what that is supposed to mean but anyway), I'll try my best.

..... And so the conquest begins....

Nana seen wondering around through woods & dilapidated houses, in search for (whoever it is)

He meets dogs and puppies on the way, but he ploughs through (reference to the puppies born in our college). He even meets the most beautiful bed waiting for him to sleep on, but the utmost respect for his master, he gives up his sleep. Finally one day when he's at MPH he sees the object of his conquest.

Enter Narak : Do you know that the strategy in chess is to occupy the center tile?

Nana : uh....

Narak : Do you hear me? Are you mentally deranged?

Nana : Finally I've found you!

Captures him and brings him to the fortress of solitude.
Cut across to Ahgem waiting for Narak at MPH. Suddenly she sees his phone lying around (preferably with Roonie). On it there's a msg "KISWOK STRIKES"

Ahgem : Oh no! I'll call superman.
: Hello Superman
Superman : (on the other side of the phone) I'm busy. Don't call me again.

Ahgem : Calls Batman.

Batman : (on the other side of the phone) Speaks something in Kannada

Ahgem : Nyah!

Enter Anomar : May i suggest you take the services of Atarman. You can do outline enter MF ad (i don't know what that is) bookings to... (continue ad style)

Ahgem : Who are you ?

Anomar : I'm her PR agent!

Ahgem : Ok fine. No other choice.

....few hours later....

Atarman : Sorry I'm late. Cant compromise my beauty sleep.

Ahgem : She said you'll come immediately (pointing to Anomar).

Anomar & Atarman : (together) conditions apply!

Ahgem : Ok now go fight Kiswok.

....THE SHOWDOWN....

Well thats all that remains of this script. Lets hope the rest is found soon (meaning teacher write the end, try including some zombies)