AYE HIP HOPPER

Guys if you haven't heard this song, then you definitely have missed something really hilarious!!
Its the one of the funniest songs (video included) i have come across ;)




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CydMwqaNL_4

Wordplay

He WED
his WIFE,
who he met at a RAVE party,
TODAY.
He went ZOOMing
to the wedding, on the way he saw PIGS
with WINGs.
He NODded
RUEfully
with HOPES
that TONER
would SAVE him.
"BUT
i AM
KINDER",
he thought, RUBbing
his ZITs.

Well, other than the last part, it fits nicely.

Anyway, the pic is of the game of scrabble we played the first time in Rio. And referring to the scrabble game we played today, wikipedia says "ok or o.k. is the abbreviation for okay". Whereas some other site says OK originated first and okay was derived later. So is okay, ok? Or is ok okayed? Either way, I win, okay?

P.S. : Thanks Nyah for the wonderful pic.

The Truth and Jhooth of Life (you can help with a better title)
Life is full of ups and downs,
But we always have the urge to move on!
Sometimes we wish to fly like a bird so freeee,
No resumes, unix, data structures or C;
Just the thought of being a carefree zombie
with which comes the package of laughter,
insults and stupidity!;)

But all this can be dreamt while sleeping;)
The wake up call to reality is a slap on the face which is freaky!:P
But we can make our own future,we can believe in our zombie-selves.
And no matter whats ahead,we always know that FRIENDS are there,
Through thick and thin,through words unsaid :).
This comes from the heart,my first time sonnet ;).
And right now i jus feel like going to bed (YAWN!) :).

LAZINESS!

Laziness has many definitions...the hostelites have one and so do localites.Saturday was V day,the day of love and pink Chaddhis ;)!But i had some crazy talk with co zombie sowmeshwari(female hasn joined yet),pjeshwari(another specimen)and some crazy cs hostelites.Now coming to the definition of laziness,v can have a look at nidreshwari/disgusteshwari's face and get the perfect picture of laziness;laziness=nidre+disgust :P(a demo definition).Whereas each hostelite potrays a different definition.It is the sensation in the body that just doesn allow u to get up frm bed to attend a lab at 7.30 but gives you the energy to ask a frnd who stays sm 12km away to come to coll and find out if there's lab!(courtesy Rochelle frm cs and bakri Yamini)!And poor Yam actually agrees to do so!
Co hostelite Ashwini gave a very good logic on laziness.The more comforts you have,the lazier you get which is very evident in zombies choteshwar,nidreshwari(not sure abt the others).We tend to feel very very lazy at home.Such an instance arises wen one want to Pee but has no energy to get up frm bed!The sleep is so intense that it neutralies the stimulus given to the bladder and without ur knowlegde u fall asleep.
Well my thoughts on laziness are getting limited cos i'm not lazy at al ;).
But i must say that laziness is the prime quality of the Zombies!
Hope the zombie puppies follow it.So keep it up and keep getting lazier ;)
ps.Thanks to lambeshwar for giving me the stimulus to write on the blog as i was lazy ;)

Valentines day......

Well it certainly surprises me that none of my illustrious friends who are so well versed with the subject of "Love" have commented on this much celebrated day......
For all those who are not aware of the origins of valentines day... It goes like this.... Back in the distant past around the 13th century there was a stringent custom that marriages could take place only between the royalty..... And there was this "Saint" guy with the name of Valentine who clandestinely arranged marriages between common folk..... And so he was publicly tried and executed.... In remembrance of his execution we celebrate "St Valentines day".
He should meet the marriage brokers we have today or even better the no. of matrimonial sites.... I`m sure he would get up from his grave and commit suicide.... Lolz.......

Now in accordance with "Customs" this day is marked by celebrations and people openly expressing their love to the special people in their lives blah blah blah......
Now its gotten into the minds of people that Valentines day should only be celebrated with a member of the opposite sex.... But it escapes me why people dont celebrate the day with their friends..... Aren`t they your loved ones too.... Dont they need to be shown that you care for them.....
So for the upcoming Valentines day proudly say to the world..... I spent valentines day with not one but many..... And let people wonder what u mean....I mean friends here of course.... And for those who think i mean otherwise.... SCREW U!!!!
I spent Valentines day with two of my close friends Nerdy and Kd and i personally feel it was a very enlightening session for me.... Not so much for nerdy because at the end of our conversation she made up her mind that i am a Dog..... As for Kd he remained as confused as he was before the conversation if not more.... Now thinking back i cannot FATHOM what was it that we spoke about but it was great fun to hang out with them Also it became apparent to them that a square will remain a square and quite a symmetrical one at that.... Cheers guys....

And i would love your comments on my question.....
Does meeting a girl/guy generally mean a date???
Please leave your comments.... Enough said....

The chronicles of Dev D - the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe

Or : the drugs, the slut, and the oh-my-goodness-its-not-over-yet!

I always considered watching a movie on the first day, first show to be something good. Not proud or anything. Basically a positive emotion. But after watching Dev D on the first day, first show, these emotions are dead. i.e. the emotions are attyachaar'd.

I read a few reviews this evening and the reasons for the positivity seems to be that the portrayal of the original characters from Sarat Chandra Chattopadhyay's book is finally truthful. And that the previously portrayed characters were all too uni-dimensional. Well, its hard to disagree to that. Take for example Dev- The pampered brat who always seems to blow all the money his dad gives for a car, by snorting drugs, and yet buys a BMW later. He basically does everything considered a no-no for a goody-goody guy and just when you think "aw, atleast he's not a murderer", he becomes one. Very multi-dimensional that is.

The plus point of the entire thing was that throughout the movie we had the satisfaction that the six little zombie puppies were spared of the emotional attyachaar.

"Do you drink?" ..... "Like a Phish!"

Thats seems to be the central theme of Dev D .

"Tauba tera jalwa , tauba tera pyaar .... tera emotional atyachar ...."

That song though silly has hilarious lyrics (despite what kow thinks) . But thats about it . Nothing else in the movie is worth mentioning .

It supposed to be a modern day version of Devdas . It just felt like some story of a drugged up drunkards life . The romance part i must have missed somehow . Second half of the movie is just abhay deol , who plays Dev in the movie , stumbling from either a bar or towards a girl . There is literally nothing else in this movie . No drama , certainly no comedy(despite what teacher thought) , no action , no thrill . I just feel blank after watching this movie . How this got 5 stars in TOI i'll never know . Maybe the review guy drinks a lot and does drugs or something , cos the only way to actually like this movie is to watch it when your high, or when your drunk cos you wont realise what your watching that way .

5 stars!!! . I still dont get it. Has to be a misprint.

Following trendz.......

Well as kd seems to have set a new trend and because people seemed to have lost interest(or lost trust??) if that makes sense in the idea of blogging here i am to reinforce the idea among the zombies...... Well as far as randomn thoughts and feelings go i`m feeling highly sarcastic right now.... Sarcasm is a gift.... An inborn trait..... And for those unlucky few who want to pick it up along the way i highly recommend u read or watch the "Yes Prime Mininster" series..... Now the very idea of sarcasm between two people is to amuse the former of the latters total lack of knowledge to the criticicm that is directed towards their way..... I personally advice it..... It is more stimulating than chocolate....(Alcohol could`ve been used here but due to my lack of knowledge i would go with chocolate.... And for those who aren`t aware of the fact that chocolate is a stimulant please refer to page 234 line 15 of kowipedia....)

Now that ive touched upon the subject of alcohol it is beyond my comprehenshion why people would spend money on alcohol just to "Get a kick out of it" as some of my friends would put it....
Guys if u do want a "kick out of anything" i`ll leave my contact details... Dont hesitate to drop in... Well now i feel enticed to try vodka myself and try to comprehend why mortals(ha ha sarcasm right there!!!!) are so drawn towards it...... Come to think of it that totally negates what i previously said so i must state here that i just had an entire Temptations choc to myself raisins flavour.... HOLLA!!!!!

Another thing that is beyond my comprehension is the question of spellings... I thought spellings came into existence to complement speech as a model of understanding.... Well for the life of me i cant fanthom why certain words have to be spelt the way they are....I alwasy used to blame my keyboard for a long time but then i realised that the problem lies elsewhere.....Its the way the keyborad is designed.... lolz... Now understanding is a very relative term here... What one person can easily grasp is beyond the understanding of another.... So going by that trend everyone should invent their own spellings.... lolz....

Statutary warning!!!! for all those of you who have wasted time reading this i can only offer my sincere advice to you guys.... GET A LIFE!!!!!
and for those others who can actually comprehend what i just wrote please leave a comment because i have absolutely no clue what i wrote.... Cheers guys.....

I'M BORED ........

Alright as the title clearly states i'm very bored right now so i'm writing this post out of sheer boredom.

So then , what to write about ..??..?? . Hmmm...... well how about what i'm doin right now . I'm listening to a song called "I'm yours" by Jason mraz . I have heard this song before but somehow never downloaded it . Its a good song . A very light carefree sort of a song . 

Ok then . What else ? Well before this song i was listening to some more music . An album infact by The fray . Their new album is titled the same as the band , "The fray" . If you have heard any songs by them before this , then definetly check it out atleast . Their single that released is called "You found  me" . Overall i would say this album has sort of a common sound to it . As i heard the whole album it just sounded all the same to me , even though they were 10 different songs (and no i wasnt listening to the same song 10 times!) . Anyway officially the album is releasing on Feb 3 , so you may wonder how i have it ... well i know a guy , who knows another guy , who knows some other people who , .......... downloaded it illegally ; So i have it .

Ok looks like i'm too bored to write , so thats all for now . Cya later zombies.