Well looky what i found, a zombie original ... The following is a transcript of the unfinished classical masterpiece "The Adventures Of Atarman"
Character bio:
Kiswok : Played by Kowsik (The name is imaginative isn't it)
Nana : Mr. Anantaya "Sanskrit" Gupta
Narak : Apparently played by Me ( boy these names get more and more sophisticated)
Ahgem (bless you) : Played by Nerdy
Anomar : Played by Ramona
(And because of Sow's confusion) Atarman : Namrata "Teacher" D
Scene : A dark knight ( yes teacher actually spelt it with a 'k' and then scratched it out) in the middle of nowhere. The peaceful night is interrupted by evil ear-piercing noise. Through the twilight we see Kiswok, cape flying in the breeze, playing(destroying) his guitar.
The camera closes in on his face
Kiswok : Yet another conquest to adorn my fortress. Though she may not be one of my prized possesions, I treat everyone equally. Nana, as my foremost henchmen go forth & do my bidding!
Nana:(Carefully uncovering his ears(because of the evil screeching music)) Yes Mr. Wokky(I don't understand what that is supposed to mean but anyway), I'll try my best.
..... And so the conquest begins....
Nana seen wondering around through woods & dilapidated houses, in search for (whoever it is)
He meets dogs and puppies on the way, but he ploughs through (reference to the puppies born in our college). He even meets the most beautiful bed waiting for him to sleep on, but the utmost respect for his master, he gives up his sleep. Finally one day when he's at MPH he sees the object of his conquest.
Enter Narak : Do you know that the strategy in chess is to occupy the center tile?
Nana : uh....
Narak : Do you hear me? Are you mentally deranged?
Nana : Finally I've found you!
Captures him and brings him to the fortress of solitude.
Cut across to Ahgem waiting for Narak at MPH. Suddenly she sees his phone lying around (preferably with Roonie). On it there's a msg "KISWOK STRIKES"
Ahgem : Oh no! I'll call superman.
: Hello Superman
Superman : (on the other side of the phone) I'm busy. Don't call me again.
Ahgem : Calls Batman.
Batman : (on the other side of the phone) Speaks something in Kannada
Ahgem : Nyah!
Enter Anomar : May i suggest you take the services of Atarman. You can do outline enter MF ad (i don't know what that is) bookings to... (continue ad style)
Ahgem : Who are you ?
Anomar : I'm her PR agent!
Ahgem : Ok fine. No other choice.
....few hours later....
Atarman : Sorry I'm late. Cant compromise my beauty sleep.
Ahgem : She said you'll come immediately (pointing to Anomar).
Anomar & Atarman : (together) conditions apply!
Ahgem : Ok now go fight Kiswok.
....THE SHOWDOWN....
Well thats all that remains of this script. Lets hope the rest is found soon (meaning teacher write the end, try including some zombies)
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This is so lame! :D
ReplyDeleteI like that Mutual Fund Ad part! We should have written that down properly. Without that the "conditions apply" part doesn't make sense.
And we really need to film something! Something to show that we did something!
ReplyDeleteToo many somethings in one comment!
i luv d part where nerdy says 'nyah'... typical...;)
ReplyDeletehere's my version of the next chapter
ReplyDeleteAtarman checks his schedule,monday night Booze party,tuesday Double date,
ReplyDeleteWednesday award ceremony for the worst superhero,thursday his tenth exam(12th attempt)
He smiles proud of his busy schedule,he calls Anomar
Atarman: Am busy for a week,but we can't let this case slip away,our only chance at employment
Anomar: Agree,so how do we hold on for a week,kiswok is scary he may torture narak in a lot of
ways,if u know wat i mean...
Atarman: here's d plan use ur spl sniffing power n track his history in a week,
After that,i'l give a classic superhero entry n finish this case.
Anomar is pissed,but she can't just can't afford to whine ,she recalled the the last time she had
whined in front of the legendary Atarman,he had punished her in an unforgiveable way,
he made her watch horror movies for an entire night,anomar started shivering...
Atarman: hello,u there?
Anomar: yes sir,i'll get on with my job right away...
Awesome work Sowmya! :D :D
ReplyDeleteYou should write the entire thing!
Very well written!
One question. Who is Atarman??
i "nyah"d just once.. not like my word o something.. huh.. n sow really like what you've written..
ReplyDeleteteacher atarman is u.. looks like you have forgotten that your name is namrata;)
hey and shouldn't anomar be punished by taking her to CORNER HOUSE and denying her any icecream ;)
ReplyDeleteSo its still me?! But Sow's story mentions a "he" everywhere!
ReplyDeletewell sow is also confused . its you only teacher
ReplyDeletethanks guy, but teacher don't try to slip away ur d creative head for dis story,i'l join u as a co-writter...
ReplyDeletebtw i had no clue who atarman was since u'l haven't introduced her,now i know it's u...:)
Crap thats true . didnt intro atarman only . ok will change it
ReplyDeletek here's today's work...
ReplyDeleteAnomar sets off on her exploration, meanwhile Atarman's busy deciding where
ReplyDeleteto find the cheapest 'teacher's whisky' (recession time hadn't spared superhero's also ;) ).
Anomar sniffs her nose,looks like she got her first trace (she always knew her spl
priceless nose wil pay her off someday), she follows the sweet scented smell
and lands in mph,the sweet scent was our popular anand's veg roll ,
it looked like d last veg roll narak had half eaten before getting abducted by kiswok,
but dere was something really strange with the veg roll,
it had sprinkles of white powder on it.After a proper forensic test;)
it was al clear.
(A day ago in mph)
narak n ahgem were sitting in mph ,they had bunked their classes as usaul,
ahgem gets a call n she's busy talking to someone, naraks really hungry.
Irony of life Kiswok's also in mph,his busy checking out bms babes,
walking with no sense of direction,
Bang!!! bang!!! bang!!!
kiswok n narak were down on d floor breaken by the fall,narak lifts himself
up and extends a hand to help kiswok(the gentleman that narak is),kiswok is dumbstruck
unable to believe wat he felt,a strange emptiness in his stomach,
his breaking(oops rocking) music in the backgroud,could this be love?????????
Looks like it, kiswok pulled himself up,and narak walks away.
kiswok was in pain ,he couldn't watch narak departing from him,
his evil mind was already in work,he had a mental plan to abduct narak.
He disguised himself as anand n slipped into the shop.
Minutes later, ahgem still busy on the phone,narak was just too hungry ,he
walked upto mph to eat his usual snack, VEG ROLL.
Within seconds after he ate,he was down on the floor,kiswok's plan had work,
roofin drugs with veg roll had done it's job.
Before anyone knew kiswok was flying with unconscious narak on his shoulders.
This script went from lame to gay
ReplyDeleteand sow start insulting someone else for a change please
ReplyDeleteI love it! Sowmya, you're a genius!
ReplyDeletesow you are brilliant.. n please tell me i'm talking to some really handsome hot guy on the phone :)
ReplyDeletemegha ur talking to deepak (hope dat's d name of d taklo from NI orelse u can choose ur guy, v'l include him also in d script...;) )... happy?:)
ReplyDeletekd i've praised u as a gentleman n al... show some appreciation...;)
The only person gay so far is kow,
my inspiration of the day,dostana...;):)
btw isn't d whole script based on gay!!!
ReplyDeleteotherwise y did u'l make kiswok kidnap narak?